Back.

Now that I’ve returned from South Korea, settled into a new school and gotten my life together, regular posts should continue from here on. At least, I hope so.

Throwback Thursday.

Because it’s still hilarious.

Are there really 7?

Do I make you hard?

Rather: do I make you perky?
With powerful new technologies, I may not even have to ask. Presenting:

The new Smart Memory Bra by Lisca. An admirable achievement, really, the bra is notable (and, accordingly, expensive) because its heat-sensitive foam squeezes and perks your breasts when you’re aroused — during states of arousal, we give off more [...]

‘Like me.’

I am not my Hair, but hair remains a remarkably important source of identity for me.
As for others.

‘President Barack Obama bends over so the son of a White House staff member can pat his head during a family visit to the Oval Office May 8, 2009. The youngster wanted to see if the President’s haircut [...]

Too-cool-for-sKool-Aid.

Remember when Kool-Aid used to target a primarily white audience?
I don’t. But once upon a time:

Which strikes me as odd, because the Kool-Aid commercials I grew up with were more like this:

I couldn’t find a real example. Just imagine they’re drinking Kool-Aid .
Am [...]