Wouldn’t it have been cuter if she were #44?
Michelle Obama was named the 93rd hottest woman in the world by Maxim magazine late last week — above Padma Lakshmi, as the Huff Post notes.
True validation? Having it confirmed that you’re the meat of whiteboy sex fantasies world over. Well done.
Friend sent me this. Yes, it’s an abstinence ad. Shiver, shiver.
But at least they’ve given a black person the benefit of wanting to be something other than a grocery store clerk. Seriously — this may actually be, in some way, a step forward for black representation in media.
Sad, though. Encouraging a young scientist to resist [...]
. . . a film about “carnivorous pussy!!!” (as one YouTuber put it) would probably have done the trick.
Only I’m a tad confused. Plot synopses keep suggesting that Dawn, the film’s heroin, is incredibly chaste and, accordingly, naive about her female parts (political statement about abstinence-only sex ed., anyone?) and is only awakened to the [...]
L: What’s your favorite part of your body?Me: I . . . don’t know?L: Think about it.Me: Hmm. Probably my penis.L: HAH! What?!Me: Yeah. Probably my penis. It’s incredibly photogenic.L: Typical boy.
I was only half-kidding. My penis is probably not my favorite part of my body, but certainly it’s high on the list, if only [...]
Cafés are good for WiFi. The Internet is (partially) for Porn.
But since when was it good etiquette to use a café’s WiFi for public porn perusal? I must’ve missed the memo.
I counted 5 times this summer that I happened to be sitting next to someone in a WiFi café who happened to be looking up [...]
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