Rather: do I make you perky?
With powerful new technologies, I may not even have to ask. Presenting:
The new Smart Memory Bra by Lisca. An admirable achievement, really, the bra is notable (and, accordingly, expensive) because its heat-sensitive foam squeezes and perks your breasts when you’re aroused — during states of arousal, we give off more heat — making your breasts and the accompanying pouty faces you’ll undoubtedly be making that much more visually enticing.
I guess you can’t blame them for wanting to eliminate the ambiguity that often goes with attraction, courtship, etc. Clearly — indisputably — the answer to these problems is to further sexualize the female body.
It’s hard not to be cynical about this. Can you imagine what Padma Lakshmi’s sex romp with a burger would’ve looked like with this extra… perk?
3 Comments
May 22, 2009 at 6:03 pm
if that thing can massage my clit too? then i’m in. TOTALLY IN
also? that picture of beyonce is HOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
but you KNOW they photoshopped her hips and shit.
assholes.
May 22, 2009 at 10:48 pm
That’ll cost extra.
I’m really upset that one of her arms is missing, but I had to if I wanted the photo to fit. I feel like I’m participating in her dismemberment.
May 24, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Um, I had never seen that Padma Lakshmi commercial. WOW.
(In a bad way.)