Now that I’ve returned from South Korea, settled into a new school and gotten my life together, regular posts should continue from here on. At least, I hope so.
May 28, 2009
Throwback Thursday.
A new IANMH tradition.
Remember this?
This was my jam back in kindergarten.
May 21, 2009
Do I make you hard?
Rather: do I make you perky?
With powerful new technologies, I may not even have to ask. Presenting:
The new Smart Memory Bra by Lisca. An admirable achievement, really, the bra is notable (and, accordingly, expensive) because its heat-sensitive foam squeezes and perks your breasts when you’re aroused — during states of arousal, we give off more heat — making your breasts and the accompanying pouty faces you’ll undoubtedly be making that much more visually enticing.
I guess you can’t blame them for wanting to eliminate the ambiguity that often goes with attraction, courtship, etc. Clearly — indisputably — the answer to these problems is to further sexualize the female body.
It’s hard not to be cynical about this. Can you imagine what Padma Lakshmi’s sex romp with a burger would’ve looked like with this extra… perk?
